american horror story: asylum
how to seduce me:
- deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
- dont talk to me
if she doesn’t text you when shes drunk then you aint da one
|—||John Green (via left-nut)|
"Come and sit with daddy, honey. Now tell me all about your day, I wanna hear it all."
The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women.