sorry mom I’m just taking your advice about not giving in to peer pressure so you’ll have to find someone else to do the dishes
some lady behind me at the bank smacked her child and said “dont put ya fingas in ya ass”
The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.
Those hips makes my legs stop working
Perfect example of how id like my body shape to be!
when you’re wearing a cute outfit in winter and someone is like “aren’t you COLD” excuse me you are weak and your crops will never last the winter with that attitude